the long march

the journey began with an official salutory photograph with chairman mao - mandatory upon leaving university for summer holidays.



this was fallowed by a salute to my own vanity, totally appropriate in Hong Kong, where the place literally breaths status and noveau richness,


we went up one big building and got to see another. That one on the left is the international finance centre - one huge symbolic prayer shrine to virility for the impotent, money hungry men and arrogant security guards who work inside what is otherwise known as 'The World's Largest Penis Inferiority Complex',


these people had all congregated here to see me because I'm white. I signed a few autographs before escaping to burn my tongue on some beefy canto noodles,


this is the view from a hanglider I hired and flew off Victoria Peak - the big hill in Hong Kong. It was so hillarious watching all those sucker tourists below me who had to scrounge for a spot to grab a photo at the lookout point, and then wait for an hour for the tram, which hasn't been uprgaded since the opium wars, to take them back down the hill. Suckers!


this dude had just thrown a cheezel up in the air and was trying to catch it with his mouth...I can't remember if he caught it or not,


the head of this dried fish is a macau speciality. The rusty hooks give it a distinctly metalic flavour. Make sure you've had your tetnis shots,


this looks like a harmless budhist shrine but it was acutally a liquid explosive bomb. I disarmed it though. Thanks McGyver,


this is modern china in one picture,


these babes kept giving me the eye while I was waiting for the bus to go back to Macau. But when I went over, they played all hard to get, telling me to speak up cause they couldn't hear what I was saying. And they just stood there like prudes, I think they were fridget - one of them couldn't stop shaking. So I ditched em,


this is me assimilating with chinese culture,


thse kids all have giadhia now...if they didn't have it already,


I took this girl out for dinner cause she said she'd split the bill with me but when I got back from the bathroom she'd eaten all the food.

Lucky she was damn hot, otherwise there woulda been trouble,


muslims congregating, do i need to say more?


I stumbled accross this factory with all these old statues. They were all pretty crappy though. Dirty, old, and lots were broken. And they weren't even for sale!



I pooed on the road here - I thought it was the culturally appropriate thing to do.