Do you ever get the semi-concious urge to headbut someone randomly? I do. Strange huh?

To all those stressers out there. Don't worry, you'll be dead soon enough anyway.

Chinese television has too many adds. If you ever come here. You were warned. They are either about pots and pans, woman's beauty products or health remedies.

I think I saw a racoon on the way home today. I though it was a cat but then I noticed it had a really long tail and was running in a wierd kind of hop. Is that racoon like? How the fuck should I know?

I wish I could run faster. I'm bored of playing cards. I bought a big bunch of bananas today. They'll probably go off before I eat them all.

I'm constantly dissapointing myself in totally minor ways and its getting really annoying.

Jeeeeeeeeez.